Die Klöckner von Instagram

The world is constantly facing new challenges. For 300,000 years, human history was a success story, but at the moment we feel more like an ancient cell phone without a charging cable - we are running out of breath. Innovation is needed. We need fresh ideas and staff who are hip, fresh, dynamic, effective, cost-effective and competent. And what do we have?

The federal government! That means Friedrich Merz and Lars Klingbeil. The thick and thin of the 21st century, so to speak.

And so the DISTEL ensemble itself takes care of the pressing problems of our time. Whether demographic change, globalization, special assets, high egg prices, war, recession, shortage of skilled workers - none of these are a problem for Nancy, Stefan and Timo.

Guaranteed to be more humorous than the German government and more successful simply because one thing is guaranteed not to happen:

That Klöckner rings three times.