"All my life he has accompanied me, Louis the Great. Now it is time to tell what came out of it. He was 'hard of hearing' and later deaf, which made him suspicious without end, and he was a Rhenish republican from the bottom up.
In short: the great untouchable titan, the greatest composer and the hero of mankind was in everyday life a - what a luck! - a completely normal person. I have spent a lifetime compiling and promise you that I will tell you only the truth - albeit in my own words.
What all this has to do with "dat dat may!"? Come by, I'll tell you."
Your Konrad Beikircher