Tom Holliston (NoMeansNo) + Simon Wells (Snuff)

Simon Wells – a cabinet maker by trade and fine darts thrower. He lives in Sussex, UK. Simon has recently completed a recording which he will be touring on and making absolutely no money from Spotify Up Loads. and even less money from Amazon Up Loads. He will play an acoustic guitar and sit in a chair. He does not need to be helped to his chair. Yet. Simon is fond of Tamnavulin single malt scotch and cooks a good plate of chips. He writes about all sorts of things and has never been photographed standing next to Bono. He lives in a house full of Vox AC30 amplifiers and there is a trombone in the living room his daughter likes to play. HIs two boys are, or were, obssessed with Godzilla movies but let’s hope this has passed. Simon writes good songs and sings well and he is not an asshole

Tom Holliston played for many years in a Canadian band called NoMeansNo – he played in a band called the Hanson Brothers and drooled while he did so. Tom is the subject of Dr. Bootsie Butsenzeller’s famous song ‘Tom Holliston’ which premiered in Kontich, Belgium – this was met with head scratching but not indifference. Mr. Holliston sits in a chair when he plays and does not need to be shown where the chair is as he can always find another chair. A Canadian specialty: finding a chair. Mr. Holliston will be touring a new tour CD of original works and will avoid Spotify and Amazon downs and up loads. He looks forward to buying some gum drops at the Cologne central station.