Tino Bomelino

In the artist's words:

In 1933, Tino Bomelino was not yet there. He couldn't help it.

1985 He gave birth in East Berlin single-handedly in one night.

1991 Starts going to violin lessons for the next 7 years. He practiced a total of 4 times during this period. It was ok, because everyone thinks playing the violin is very difficult, but in reality playing the violin is only moderately difficult.

Until around 1997 Childhood (mainly tidying his room)

since 1998 messy room

2001 Starts learning the piano because you can sit there.

2004 Single-handedly completed his Abitur newspaper in one night using the trial version of Indesign. Jan and Andreas see it differently, but they don't have a cool CV on the Internet.

2005 Community service in the archives of Wertheim hospital. Out of boredom, he memorized the programming languages Python, Java and the examples on turingmachinesimulator.com.

since 2006 Archive messy

2006-2014 Tino decides to study computer science with a minor in physics at the University of Stuttgart, simply because he thinks it's difficult. But he soon realizes that computer science is the best science in the world. Everyone should study computer science. Tino learned how to program robots here! (Little did he know that he wouldn't need this important skill for the rest of his life*). He still receives newsletters from the university and would like to unsubscribe from them.

2008 Tino thinks about life and comes to the only right conclusion: he buys a guitar from Aldi (including padded bag and footrest, each set only €49.99**).

2009 First poetry slam performance in Stuttgart. It was ok: there were Maultaschen backstage. This was the starting signal for various appearances at poetry slams as a supporting program and slam poet alongside his studies. One of the highlights here was definitely a poetry slam in an EDEKA in front of 30 spectators, where he took 2nd place. When he was fed up with the constant repetition of witty lyrics with a guitar, he programmed himself a loop station. He also rediscovers his piano after a lengthy clean-up.

2014 Tino swaps the status of "free student" for "free artist". He discovers his passion for other people ("social"), their interest in him ("social media") as well as drawing "pictures" and "the excessive use of 'quotation marks'".

2015 First gig as a stand-up comedian. It was ok: In the same year he wins the Nightwash Talent Award.

2016 1st place Master Comedy Clash and NDR Comedy Contest 3rd place Hamburg Comedy Cup Various TV appearances on Nuhr ab 18 and Nightwash His extraordinary commitment** to Snapchat this year should go unmentioned at this point.

2017 Completion*** of the solo program: "Man muss die Dinge nur zu Ende" Tour with 1Live Hörsaal Comedy Nominated for the Prix Pantheon and the Große Kleinkunstfestival der Wühlmäuse Birth year of IRRITIERMANNS - A fat green man who worries people with his good-naturedness (for more information visit: the internet).

05/31/2017 2:00 AM - Tino writes this vita.

05/31/2017 2:05 AM - Tino no longer feels like writing this CV.

* When writing this CV, nobody could have guessed that Tino would need this ability. The upcoming battle against artificial intelligence in the year 2029 was not only won with the help of Tino Bomelino, but also accompanied by funny düdel music.

** Limited availability promotional item.

*** see also: Irony, the