Swabian Christmas, its horrors, sorrows and bright joys, presented by Klaus Birk - the satirical world observer, columnist and author of the Mäulesmühle (Hannes & the Mayor) - and his radio and television characters.
Advent, Advent, the butt is on fire. Secret longings and hopes for the festival of love. Wishes for a better world and fewer Christmas carols; or at least ones you can sway to.
Gifts for personal enemies and those who should be.
Like ties, slippers and sock holders.
Or nothing at all for your loved ones? And if so, then just a cordless drill. Plus tips for gift disposal and thank-you recycling, including a shopping spree without a Christmas buck.
And yet everything is full of love.
Because whenever the jingle barks, it's Christmas in the world.