Robert Alan: Pervekt

Writing the press release for his new program yourself is a bit like masturbating in front of a mirror - rarely fun. Nevertheless, it has to be done.

So not masturbating in front of the mirror, but writing the press release. My new program is called "Pervekt" because my life is pervekt.

On good days, I stand in front of the cash machine. On bad days I stand in front of the deposit machine. At the end of the day, I come out with zero. At least that's what I tell the tax office. I was born in 1986 in the former GDR. Naked and without money. But that's the most dangerous state to be in. And the funniest. Today, 38 years later, I find myself in that state again. My life is perfect.