In the artist's words:

Even soccer icons like Jürgen Klopp and Jogi Löw now pale before him: UWE! - The district league coach

"I'm the Greek god who always speaks plain language - TACHELES!"

‍Uwe Spellinghaus (47) and his Borussia Glück Auf 07 have been stuck at the bottom of the Kreisliga table for years.

The shambles team has everything a classic loser team needs: The fat Herrmann in goal, the pretty boys Andy and Stefan in midfield ... and the bourgeois Ferdinand up front.

None of the lads are good on the ball, but they are good with the glass. The focus of every game and every training session for the Kreisliga team is always a cold blonde.

UWE! is almost desperate and simply can't manage to convince and motivate his players with authentic slogans.

From classic coaching on the sidelines to crude comparisons to the stars of the Bundesliga: UWE! leaves no stone unturned to vent his anger.