In the organizer's words:

Simon Stäblein's new program is an absolute cheek. Just like this text!

Because the longer you read it, the more you realize: It doesn't actually give you any real information. It's just a text so that there's something here - because there has to be something here! And even this irrelevant text wasn't even written by an AI, but by a bored Simon Stäblein. But maybe Simon isn't even human, but an absolute cheek!

And if you're already upset about it, you'd better not even watch the program.

For everyone else - let's f*cking go!