In the artist's words:

Welcome to the rocket review.

The show in stereo and color!
The colors are orange, red and leather. Jackets.
The temperature: hot.
The mood is ecstasy.
The notes are L, Q, P and J. And a 1.
Dress size: Perfect.
Type of cheese: Alternative Rockfort
Hairstyles: Sufficient.
The guitars have at least sound, the drums have an incredible number of beats.
9 out of 10 astronauts recommend this.

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