Die Klöckner von Instagram

The world is facing ever-new challenges. For 300,000 years, human history has been a success story, but right now we feel more like an ancient cell phone without a charging cable—we’re running out of steam. That’s where innovation comes in. We need fresh ideas and staff who are hip, fresh, dynamic, effective, cost-efficient, and competent. And what do we have?

The federal government! That is, Friedrich Merz and Lars Klingbeil. Basically, the 21st-century versions of Dopey and Sneezy.

And so the DISTEL ensemble takes it upon themselves to tackle the pressing issues of our time. Whether it’s demographic change, globalization, special funds, high egg prices, war, recession, or a shortage of skilled workers—none of it’s a problem for Nancy, Stefan, and Timo.

Guaranteed to be funnier than the federal government—and more successful for that reason alone—because there’s one thing that definitely won’t happen:

Klöckner ringing the doorbell three times.