The smallest GroKo of all time wants to govern the country. Headwinds are inevitable, as the culture of debate in parliament has hit rock bottom. The linguistic skills of many backbenchers are now worse than those of Bushido and Dieter Bohlen. In other words, well below normal zero.
A seminar is needed! Exercises in trust, confrontations, building bridges. And so three members of the Bundestag are ordered to undergo pain therapy.
But not only them, because the Chancellor also practises anger management - until the therapy robot burns out. Markus Söder, Heidi Reichinnek and Ms. Strack-Zimmermann compete in a swan song for their parties, while Lars Klingbeil prints himself promissory bills for the federal budget. Luckily for him, Peter Zwegat can no longer intervene.
In SchMERZtherapie, you will witness how close dream and trauma are to each other, because in every pain... is a little bit of Merz.
But don't worry: the difference between pain and a joke is just a letter.
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