THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT
LE TOUT NOUVEAU TESTAMENT
Directed by Jacob van Dormael, BELGIUM 2015, 110 min, Genre: Fantasy, Comedy
Réalisé par Jacob van Dormael, BELGIQUE 2015, 110 min, Genre : Fantastique, Comédie
God exists. He lives in Brussels.
But unfortunately, that's only one side of the coin. For the Almighty (Benoît Poelvoorde) is not a wise ruler of the world, but a frustrated family man who shuffles around the apartment in his bathrobe and tyrannizes his wife (Yolande Moreau) and daughter Éa (Pili Groyne). Otherwise, God sits in front of his computer and takes a thieving delight in devising those stupid, sadistic commandments that lead to the questions that trouble mankind: Why does the toast always fall on the jam side, and why do you always catch the slowest queue at the checkout in the supermarket? As if that wasn't bad enough, he keeps blowing off steam by arranging natural disasters or wars. Éa no longer wants to stand by and hacks into God's computer and sends each person a text message with the date of their death. Some take this shocking message better than others and suddenly everyone is thinking about what they want to do with the time they have left. Éa sets off in a hurry to find six new apostles on earth and write a brand new will. But God is of the opinion that he still has a huge say in the midst of all the chaos...
Language: French with German subtitles
Dieu exists. Il vit à Bruxelles.
Mais ce n'est malheureusement qu'un côté de la médaille. Car le Tout-Puissant (Benoît Poelvoorde) n'est pas un sage dirigeant du monde, mais un père de famille qui déambule avec frustration dans son appartement en peignoir, tyrannisant sa femme (Yolande Moreau) et sa fille Éa (Pili Groyne). However, Dieu is assis devant son ordinateur, inventing avec joie these commandements stupides et sadiques qui suscitent les questions qui troublent l'humanité : pourquoi les tartines tombent-elles toujours du côté de la confiture, et pourquoi finit-on toujours dans la file d'attente la plus longue à la caisse du supermarché ? As if that were not enough, it will always end up provoking natural disasters or wars. She no longer supports this; she steals God's phone and sends each person a text message with their date of death. Some people accept this message better than others, and so everyone asks for what they want from the time they have left. He set out to find six new addresses on earth and write a brand new testament. Mais Dieu croit qu'au milieu de tout ce chaos, il a encore son mot à dire...
Langue : Français sous-titré en allemand
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About the film series:
The cinematic series "KINO, SNACK & TALK" was successfully launched back in September with delicacies to go with the film and a discussion moderated by curator Malinka Gdanietz (known from the "ROADTRIP INTERNATIONAL" cinema program in Neugraben).
The cinema event, which has been lovingly planned down to the last detail, will now be a permanent fixture in the HONIGFABRIK program and will take place once a month in future. It offers the opportunity to immerse yourself in a very special world for one evening, to get to know other countries, customs and cultures and to talk about what you have experienced afterwards with suitable background music. The films are intentionally shown in the original language with German subtitles so that you can immerse yourself in the respective scenery and native speakers without any knowledge of German can also take part. The multilingual program booklets are available in the Wilhelmsburg district. Films start at 8pm. The current film selection and dates are announced on the website www.honigfabrik.de and on social media, e.g. Instagram.com/kulturzentrum_honigfabrik.
Typical local snacks and drinks will be available on site. After the film, there will be an opportunity to chat in a relaxed atmosphere with selected background music.
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Seat reservation: kino@honigfabrik.de
Réservation de places : kino@honigfabrik.de
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Admission is on a donation basis.
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