Michael Altinger - Die letzte Tasse Testosteron

We’ve mastered this story with flying colors. And we’ll toast to that—with non-alcoholic Augustiner during yoga, bake our own sourdough bread after an ice bath, and promise our wives—almost convincingly—that their future will be a fairer one. With us, too.

Just as we’ve found the right mindset for ourselves in Downward Dog, a global situation arises that once again cries out for a return to the past: for lowered gas-guzzlers, for ice-cold imposters, for big mouths and small minds, and for old truths in new media.

Who will save us from this? Ourselves, perhaps? How is that supposed to work? Before we cry out for new protectors, we should strive for something else: a hormone. Testosterone is the cause, but also the solution!

There isn’t much of it left. The old man has it. In a cup. The last one.