In the organizer's words:

The two Mr. Podewitz have finally graduated from back school. Since then, they have been spending their days in a couch frenzy and looking at life from a sofa perspective. Because a sofa is the basket for the inner bastard. So you can chill out and ask the medium-sized questions:

Why do some athletes show severe weaknesses? Is an aged eco a "whole grain rice"? Is caution better than a bedside table? And what to do with the old nobility? A retirement home or an assisted throne?

By the way: what many people didn't know: the shortest month of the year is May, because it only has 3 letters.

"Something like that comes from sofas" is sex for the diaphragm and Botox for the brain.

Podewitz will be coming to your region soon!

Advantage: The complete program will soon be available around the corner for you to go and see for yourself.

Disadvantage: You just have to go there!

Manufacturer's note: The new program offers the following improvements compared to the previous model:

• More legroom for the audience

• Leather jokes

• Heated gag screen

• 2 additional exits for sneaking out before the break

Take advantage of the PODEWITZ promotion weeks:

Every audience member receives an additional 20 free minutes*. (This used to be called a "break".)

*applies to new customers only