Schlachtplatte - Die Jahresendabrechnung 2023

In the organizer's words:

Another year has passed! Time for Cologne cabaret artist Robert Griess' cabaret project, which is unique in Germany's humor scene: every year, he gathers three cabaret colleagues around him to form an ensemble that settles accounts with everything that is stupid, cross and stupid. All the madness and nonsense is brought back on stage to be laughingly disposed of in the orcus of oblivion. Topical, varied and ludicrous - triple-A cabaret according to the motto "He who honors sacred cows is pious. Whoever slaughters holy cows will be full".
Served with all the ingredients needed for a hearty slaughter feast: From sarcastic stand-up monologues to satirical crowd scenes, from socially critical songs to hilarious sketches, nothing is left out to get the audience going at the highest level for two hours.

Robert Griess is one of the most influential political cabaret artists in Germany and, according to the Kölner Stadt-Anzeiger, has "the fastest and cheekiest mouth in Cologne". He has been organizing the Schlachtplatte since 2006. Alice Köfer is the punchline firework with a Berlin snout and a singing voice that is unparalleled in cabaret. Holger Müller is the creator of Ausbilder Schmidt and says of his comedy character: "Even such a tough guy sometimes secretly goes "mimimimi". And then it gets funny." Kathi Wolf is a cabaret artist of the next generation who doesn't mince her words and, as a qualified psychologist, also has funny advice for all situations in life. Together they are the cabaret quartet of the German cabaret scene.

"At last! After the heyday of the Münchner Lach- und Schießgesellschaft, it took a few decades before Bavarian audiences were once again able to enjoy the kind of ensemble cabaret presented by producer Robert Griess under the title "Schlachtplatte XI"."
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