AUSVERKAUFT - THE BUTCHER SISTERS - ZUSATZ MATINEE SHOW -

!!!ATTENTION!!!Tickets for the show of 04/28/2013 cancelled due to illness are NOT valid for the ADDITIONAL MATINEE SHOW!
Admission: 2 pm // Start: 3 pm
Six musk oxen bursting with testosterone, hung with gold chains heavier than their bull necks can carry them. Masculinity is writ large here, because it's a name word. Deutschrap has set the bar very low, but the six-man hustle gang skillfully limbo dances under it. With a sound that bangs harder than any booster and riffs as fat as if they were in the mass phase, the new album "Alpha & Opfah" is Germany's biggest musical heavyweight and the guaranteed supernova of any gender star. Only the level is lower than the bass.Suspense : ** Humor : ** Demand : - Action : ************* Eroticism  Warning : Excessive listening could grow your biceps to unimagined size and cause spontaneous pregnancy in women.Hauptschule meets Sonderschule: Hardcore and Rap can pack up, because this right-left combination of both genres shatters both scenes equally. With breakdowns that make knees buckle and bass that smashes subwoofers, the sound pushes harder than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson on the weight bench. Adidas suits, gold chains and baseball caps are as much their trademarks as the inflationary mention of their own name: TBS. The preservers of masculinity and cultivated proletarianism are the voice of an entire generation.With lyrics from life, the muscle-bound part-time hustlers don't lack authenticity, which puts them just above Manowar in the trueness stakes. Their role models Beavis from Beavis and Butthead and Butthead from Beavis and Butthead are fundamentally reflected in the lyrics: "Less content is more" is the motto. Thus, emphasis is placed specifically on appealing to the basest instincts instead of dealing with topics that overstrain the brain.Fat pants, fat Benz, fat wallet: these are the priorities. And anyone who thinks this music sucks is also in favor of a speed limit on the autobahn. So, all middle lane creepers on the side (but please to the right)!The new album "Alpha & Opfah" overtakes everything that has gone before at breakneck speed and makes rappers look like kettcar-driving Teletubbies. Only when TBS headbutts you, more brain cells die than with this rhythm nick bullnose workout. If you love St. Anger, you'll hate this album. Everyone can wrap up warm, because these boys are cooler than slush ice.