For all the lovers... NOT!

On no day of the year are love & hate so close together as on February 14, better known as this... Valentine's Day. Even a Valentine's Day this year, if you notice the day of the week.

On this one day, everyone is simply reduced to their relationship status:

Single on Valentine's Day? That screams Forever alone!

In a relationship? Have fun with the stress of getting a gift that expresses all your love! (If you still want to try, here are our ideas for a reasonably successful day of love, good luck!)

The best event tips for an anti-Valentine's Day in Munich

One man's sorrow is another man's joy: restaurants can't complain about empty tables, florists are making the sales of their lives and chocolate, jewelry, perfume and voucher retailers have absolutely nothing to complain about.

© Belinda Fewings

But hey, you Valentine's Day hater:in - there's hope!

Because you don't necessarily have to be bitterly alone to find this day awful. You could just not be in the mood to celebrate another event that has been brought in. But then where do we go? Where is the best place to escape this day?

Here are a few tips to prevent nausea from setting in on the day - have a look:

Treat yourself to another really good laugh, go home in good spirits after the comedy evening - and simply do everything the next day exactly as you would any other day. Maximum little attention is the credo!

Dirty Comedy

Dirty Comedy
© Dirty Comedy Muc
Mi, 14.02.2024 20:00
Free admission

This is your best chance to meet comedians who are even more annoyed by Lovers' Day than you are. It's a great opportunity to legitimately be labeled as "only moderately social" again, we think that's a good reason to laugh!

Helena Deland

Mi, 14.02.2024 20:00
19,47 €

These sounds are balm for the soul - and invite you to embrace yourself in the Milla. Swaying alone, as a couple or with friends, with a hangover or without, everything is allowed under the motto Selfcare for the Soul!

Ich, dein großer analoger Bruder, sein verfickter Kater und du

Ich, dein großer analoger Bruder, sein verfickter Kater und du
© Theaterakademie August Everding
Mi, 14.02.2024 19:30
8,00 to 12,00 €

The rabble-rousing mood is perfect for anyone who wanted to smash a perfect double biscuit couple in the face today.

Wechselwirkungen. Dialoge zwischen Kunst und (Kultur-)Wissenschaften: Körper, Gender und Medium in den Bildkünsten der frühen Neuzeit

Wechselwirkungen. Dialoge zwischen Kunst und (Kultur-)Wissenschaften: Körper, Gender und Medium in den Bildkünsten der frühen Neuzeit
© Zentralinstitut für Kunstgeschichte
Mi, 14.02.2024 18:15
Free admission

It's not just Valentine's Day, when entrenched gender roles are reproduced in our society. If you want to get your gray matter going, gain new perspectives on the visual arts of modern times and impress potential dates of the future with woke intellect, here's the content to do it!!!

ImproEM Freundschaftsspiel

ImproEM Freundschaftsspiel
© ImproEM
Mi, 14.02.2024 20:00
16,00 to 20,00 €

ATTENTION: NO SOCCER!!! Here you are at the European Championships of IMPROTHEATER and will be played by top-class actors spontaneously and without a script. Absurdity guaranteed!

Banff Centre Mountain Film Festival World Tour

Mi, 14.02.2024 19:30
16,58 to 19,90 €

If you want to enjoy the most beautiful views at the perfect time of day (usually around 05.30h) in comfort with popcorn and beer, you're glad that the one or other adversity didn't happen to you and you're planning your next adrenaline trip - then you've come to the right place at BANFF - the film festival for all outdoor film fans!

Darko Lesjak - Kräftefluss

Darko Lesjak - Kräftefluss
© Kulturhaus Milbertshofen (S.Unsinn)
Mi, 14.02.2024 09:00
Free admission
Kulturhaus Milbertshofen

Organic shapes in bright, vibrant oil colors put you in a good mood and welcome spring! Your power boost in art form!

Vom Wesen der Erde — Eine Ausstellung mit Werken von Julie de Kezel und e.lin (Erwin Wiegerling)

Vom Wesen der Erde — Eine Ausstellung mit Werken von Julie de Kezel und e.lin (Erwin Wiegerling)
© Julie de Kezel
Mi, 14.02.2024 10:00
Free admission
Bergson Kunstkraftwerk Pop-Up

Two artists from different generations exhibit not only their art, but also their view of nature in the Bergson Pop-Up. Original materials such as ash, moss and stones meet modern AR visualization. Exciting!

It's high time for a (cinematic) visit to this nature - and bang, we've forgotten that we actually wanted to get excited about February 14!

Rap-Workshop: Rap & poetry for human rights

Rap-Workshop: Rap & poetry for human rights
© youngcaritas München
Mi, 14.02.2024 17:00
Anmeldung nötig

Babbling, talking, rapping - do you have something on your mind that you want to share with the world? Then put it into apt words, garnish it with a few bold rhymes and get it out there! This is the place and the time.

Confrontation is of course also a possibility: who would know this better than the young Werther with his suffering?

Was ihr wollt

Was ihr wollt
© Zach Lynn
Mi, 14.02.2024 19:30
15,00 to 39,00 €

Love, lust and ... transformation. Or why everything always goes wrong in love. Fits pretty well with an anti-Valentine's Day.

Shinoh Nam & Milen Till (Berlin&Munich)

Shinoh Nam & Milen Till (Berlin&Munich)
© Jaemin Lee
Mi, 14.02.2024 00:00
Free admission

New Comer Artists are regularly promoted here with exciting exhibitions - varied and up-to-date. Always worth a visit (again!).

There is no happy ending

© Pexels via Pixabay

Now that the tone has been set for the day, we'll end by quoting Fanta4, because:

"You need to know that things are not always as they say in the papers and that real life goes on after the happy ending."

With this in mind: We'll talk again next year & probably listen to our heartbreak playlist on repeat until then!


There are still 365 days to go until Valentine's Day: do you want to keep your finger on the pulse of the city in the meantime and know what's going on in Munich? Then get the RAUSGEGANGEN app and let's discover the best events and spots together:

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