In the organizer's words:

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EXPIRED
Friday, May 1, 2026
Artheater, Cologne
Admission 19:00, start 20:00

There were times when tolerance was greater, curiosity stronger and hair more colorful you couldn't check anything beforehand because there was no network and and... and you just went to a concert (Udo Jürgens 1976)

but who is "extinct"?

It reads like a spam email, but everything that comes next is true:

Guitar 1 Atli Grund "Chef Atli" recovered in Iceland former "Angeschissen" and " Big Balls and the great white Idiot" Hamburg's first PUNKBAND 69 (back)

Guitar 2 Thomas Wenzel "Vize" born in Elmshorn former "Die Sterne" "Cow" current "Goldenen Zitronen" and "Kleiber " 63 (has nothing)

Bass Uwe Roth "The Frenchman" 20 years boat builder in Marseille when it was even emptier and in the 90s with "Arm" and "Das Moor" 60 (back)

Drums Elmer Günther "Junior" played with "Parole Trixie" and "Tolerantes Brandenburg "49 (has nothing)

Singer Jens Rachut "der Sensible" sang with various combos currently with "Ausgestorben" 71 (vascular disorder in the left foot and slightly high blood pressure 95/155 adjusted) who appreciates and supports the bumblebees should not be afraid because if they sting their sting has no barb barbs (unknown ADHD owner 2006) and if you are in the mood for rumpy trashy punk with guitar solos (finally) anno 1876 you should dance good for the heart and the joy of dancing with MPC Lafote from Michigan the son of the inventor of the RCA cable for the first time Check check check

Good mixed with good 3 ice cubes on top and spin until the dizziness knocks

So that's all there is to it!

See you later