The three big "Ws" were: World Cup, Whale and Whatever. These three had been waiting, guessing and hoping for 2026. Just like us. And now 2026 is already over. "A great year" - that's what the old man of Customsology, Dr. Donald T. (name redacted), called it. For 2026 to have been truly great, there has to be someone to clean it up, make it pure, save it. Fresh, happy and frustration-free.
Goodbye perplexity, hello cheerfulness! A colorful bouquet of good humor beckons the audience. Gone is the whining - no more woe-is-me, no more armaments, no more Chancellor Friedrich pain. (No stupid puns. Almost none.) Instead, a permanent grin. Relaxation. The hardest expressions are softened. Germany laughs, Europe is happy, the world relaxes. Just like that. So simple! Reusch saves 2026 - completely.
The SWR3 weekly retrospective looks ahead to the year. Glorious, rough, calm.