Charlotte Welling & Anna Möbus: Die Weihnachtsengel - böse, scharf und unbeschreiblich weiblich

The Christmas Angels - a festive cabaret comedy by Thomas Reis, directed by Joe Knipp, virtuously performed by: CHARLOTTE WELLING and ANNA MÖBUS

THE CHRISTMAS ANGELS
wicked, sharp and *indescribably female

You are looking forward to Christmas? Dreading your presents and claustrophobic family quarantine? Home sweet home, happiness alone. Either, or! Is the silent night not loud enough for you? Then you've come to the right place.
Charlotte Welling and Anna Möbus, these are not just two fresh-faced full-blooded cabaret artists from the Christmas bakery, they are two equally shameless and winged end-of-year figures, also known as angels in Christian terminology. Welling and Möbus, two beguiling graces of comedy, lustfully and relentlessly present the most unvarnished truth about Christmas since mascara was invented.

The angels give themselves the Christmas tree ball and they play everything: Santa Clauses and Christmas women, God and Fraugott, Mary and Joseph, Jesus and his sister Jesusi, Erwin and Lise-Lotte, ox and donkey, shepherd and host, cowl wearer and cowl desecrator, llama and tinsel - they all find a place here.
Two lucid arch-bitches of the good news proclaim the heavenly peace and blow the satirical frontal attack on the feast of love. Oh, you Merry, because more cheerful, subversive and grotesque comedy can hardly be.
Learn all about the terrible Holy Family. The immaculate conception, was it the Holy Spirit or the stain devil after all? Was Mary really so innocent? Was Joseph after all only a sandal salesman and Jesus a Waldorf student? Why did redemption begin with a tax audit? Is the Bible the mother of all soap operas? Who set off the primordial firecracker? Who scooped up the primordial soup? Were there auxiliary creators? The Christmas angels know more, they were there.
Probably the funniest Christmas story since there have been Christmas stories, bitter, sweet and full of energy.
The Dear God is horrified, the audience thrilled and the press jubilant: "a heavenly delight" judges the Bethlehem Messenger and the Nazarene Echo writes: "Two angelic elves as sweet Satan's brats, more mutable than the body of Christ itself." The Morning Star headlines: "Two stars of light in the firmament of cabaret, simply divine and devilishly good."
The holy two queens from the Occident rock the stable and hijack the manger. There the tree burns, there punch lines ignite, there the hearts laugh. Contemplation has never been so funny.
Long awaited, it has finally succeeded, the fusion of shrill comedy, intelligent religious satire, sharp cabaret and heart-fresh idiocy. In about 2376 concise roles, the two enormously consumer-critical Christmas angels, Welling and Möbus, show not only scenes from the everyday life of the Christian Topcast, but also beautiful sketches around the festival.
If the Christmas blessing hangs crooked with you, Welling and Möbus straighten it out again. Do not miss this pleasure.

In close cooperation with their author, Thomas Reis, and their director, Joe Knipp, another cabaret comedy is in the planning stage, working title: Two Women and a Fridge - Do Men Really Make You Happy? The audience will soon experience this cabaret comedy in this theater as well.