Die orginal Weihnachtsfichte

Is this Christmas tree actually real?

A plastic one would be a terrible idea

because among the harps, angels, and other decorations

only the wooden original serves as a source of oxygen

Be there when, among firs, larches, and pines,

the “Three Holy Beauties” deliver biodegradable gifts

on foot, of course, and unwrapped

Let’s just say this much is a fact

even Santa pulls his own sleigh

so emissions limits aren’t exceeded

The family sings over carp, potato salad, and dumplings

“A Rose Has Sprung”

But just how holy can the holiday still be?

How many watts can a string of lights still shine at?

Are these cookies made with all-vegetable butter?

Is the Christmas dinner really made up entirely of organic food?

Experience how, amidst Christmas stollen and vegan ingredients,

everyone hopes for a green, contemplative spirit.

Yes, immerse yourself in amusing, cabaret-style stories,

of course with the blessing of the original Christmas fir trees, on November 20, 21, and

22 November, when the musical cabaret duo Chili con Sahne will present the

program “The Original Christmas Spruce—From Candle Stubs to Heat Pumps,” loosely based on the shy banner, to the piccolo teatro in Bremerhaven.

“Chili con Sahne” consists of Annika Stöver, a true northern girl, and 

Anett Buchinski, a true Brandenburg county-seat girl.